Wednesday, May 31, 2023

FLORIDA STRANGE WORLD GETS STRANGER

FLORIDA STRANGE WORLD GETS STRANGER

In a recent school board meeting that lasted until 2:30 a.m., the Hernando County School Board voted to retain Superintendent John Stratton, despite calls for his resignation from three state legislators. But the real entertainment came from the speakers who addressed the board on a variety of issues.

One teacher was forced to resign after showing a Disney movie in class without proper approval. It seems that the school board takes their copyright laws very seriously. But hey, at least the kids got to watch a good movie, right?

Another teacher allegedly threatened to shoot students. Now, that's not funny at all. But it does make you wonder if they were just trying to get out of grading papers.

The board members who voted to retain Stratton said they believed he had done the best he could under the circumstances. But the three state legislators who called for his resignation have vowed to continue to pressure the board to remove him from his position. It's like a political soap opera, but with less drama and more bad jokes.

The teachers' union president said that the 33 resignations submitted this year were double the amount from this time last year. Maybe they're all just trying to start their own Disney movie club.

In the end, the situation in Hernando County is not going away anytime soon. But at least we can find some humor in it all. A marathon school board meeting? That's like running a marathon without ever leaving your seat.

And let's not forget about the close vote to retain Stratton. It's like a reality TV show where the audience gets to vote on who stays and who goes.

But seriously, let's hope that the school district can regroup over the summer break and come up with a plan to address the concerns of the community. And maybe they can even throw in a few more Disney movies for good measure.

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