Friday, December 30, 2016

The Corporate Education Reform (CER) Flu has knocked the Big Education Ape off the Internet.


The Corporate Education Reform (CER) Flu has knocked the Big Education Ape off the Internet.

The Corporate Education Reform (CER) Flu has knocked the Big Education Ape, a popular blog site off the Internet. Damage to the blog site was minor, but the entire staff was idled and is recovering at home. A spokesperson for the Big Education Ape, Big Ed Ape said the site would be back up shortly. Big Ed Ape stated despite having Flu shots, the CER Flu devastated the entire staff. 

Our investigative reporter has been researching the reason the flu shot did not prevent the CER Flu. It was found that despite warnings, the Trump-DeVos Virus (aka Voucher Virus) was NOT included in this year's flu shot vaccine. Sources say that the CDC suspects that the Russians hacked the database and minimized the threat the Voucher Virus presents. Below you will find the Corporate Education Reform Flu Report showing the states most affected by the Voucher Virus and the danger for the entire county. 



Big Education Ape: Will we see you at our 2017 conference? - Network For Public Education - http://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2016/12/will-we-see-you-at-our-2017-conference.html

Big Education Ape: BATs - Listening to Members & Taking Action in 2017 - Badass Teachers Association - http://bigeducationape.blogspot.com/2016/12/bats-listening-to-members-taking-action.html