Saturday, January 16, 2016

Marie Corfield: Will #ZucksBucks Save PARCC/Crush @NJOptOut?

Marie Corfield: Will #ZucksBucks Save PARCC/Crush @NJOptOut?:

Will #ZucksBucks Save PARCC/Crush @NJOptOut?
Part 1 of an as-yet-to-be-determined-part series on the Final Report of The Study Commission On The Use Of Student Assessments In New Jersey
Get ready!!
Stanley Tucci in The Devil Wears Prada

Is the NJDOE taking lessons from the ShamWow guy?

Sham? Wow!

The Study Commission on the Use of Student Assessments in New Jersey has released its final report and its a doozy. So, grab yourself a cup of coffee (or a bottle of Xanax), sit back and prepare to be infomercialed! In addition to the same 'ole testing, data collection, and 'college and career' weirdness, the Commission recommends a heavy dose of professional development for educators, and PR funded by 'reformy' money and aimed at crushing the Opt-Out movement, but wrapped in the guise of 'informing the public' about 

the wonderfulness of the PARCC. Like many 'As Seen On TV' products that don't actually deliver what they promise, the DOE has to sell the PARCC the only way it can: convincing parents that we really are those dimwits former US Ed Secretary Arne Duncan called us, and that the PARCC really is magic. And wow, what a sham that is! 

I will attempt to unpack this report in two or three posts, but there's so much CCRAP to wade through that, "I think I'm gonna need a bigger boat." Unless otherwise noted, all bold, underlined and italicized text is mine.

The overarching themes, as I alluded to above, are that 1) the PARCC test is wonderously-fabulous; 2) the State DOE simply did a lousy job marketing it; 3) teachers will buy into it as long as we give them boatloads ofindoctrination professional development; 4) parents will buy into it because we will flood their media outlets with propaganda.

Before I begin


I have posted this video clip several times before. You will need to refer back to it as you read through the rest of this series. Anything that refers to it will be marked with an (*). 

This is a panel discussion about PARCC which includes, among others, former Assistant 
Marie Corfield: Will #ZucksBucks Save PARCC/Crush @NJOptOut?: