Thursday, July 28, 2011

The Corporate Education Act Becomes Law: Good bye liberal arts colleges | Dailycensored.com

The Corporate Education Act Becomes Law: Good bye liberal arts colleges | Dailycensored.com

The Corporate Education Act Becomes Law: Good bye liberal arts colleges

By Luke Hiken


Republican lawmakers were ecstatic today to announce passage of the Corporate Education Act (CEA). The President expressed his support for the Act because the Republican sides of both the House and the Senate had backed it, and that meant it was certainly good enough for Obama. Democrats went along with the Act because they didn’t want to lose the potential financial support of the corporations that would benefit from the CEA.

The first order of business after the passage of the CEA will be to close all of the existing “liberal arts” colleges in the country. As Senator Boner pointed out, the whole concept of “liberal” is passé, and “art” has nothing to do with good job performance. Instead, the CEA will ensure that all education is geared towards employment with America’s leading corporations, and graduates will have been properly trained and groomed to serve these corporate interests. He chuckled at the thought that “liberal

Congressional Criminal Conspiracy! Defaulting when you don’t need to is a crime

If we defaulted on our debt when we were perfectly capable of paying it, we would be be prosecuted for fraud. But when Congress does it, they call it politics. The crazies in the United States House of Representatives would have you believe it were so. They say fix that budget before we’ll raise the [...]