DONALD TRUMP – “I LIKE BIG BUTTS (AND I CANNOT LIE, ESPECIALLY HUSTED’S)”
“I Like Big Butts (And I Cannot Lie, Especially Husted’s)” was inspired by Donald J. Trump’s deep, recurring frustration with the fact that America keeps electing politicians who look like they’ve never seen a free weight, while the true athletic specimen — Ohio Senator Jon Husted — walks around with what the 47th President has repeatedly described on the campaign trail as a “magnificent,” “pile-of-muscle” rump that simply demands to be examined.
Just as Sir Mix-A-Lot once rejected the “popsicle-stick” ideal of beauty, Trump has, at rally after rally (Ohio, Kentucky, even North Carolina), refused to stop staring. “I examined his ass… I never did that with a man before,” the President has confessed, before escalating into full anatomical study of Husted’s steel-like shoulders, claw hands, big feet, and jawline. The song is the inevitable next step: a full-throated, red-hatted anthem to the one Republican backside that has officially broken the Commander-in-Chief’s long-standing “I don’t do this with men” policy.
[Intro: Trump voice, over a sparse beat]
Oh my God, folks… look at that butt. It is so big. Tremendous.
He looks like one of those athletes, but, you know…
Who understands these Senate candidates? They only talk to him
Because that rump is a total winner, okay?
I mean, his butt… it’s just so big.
I can’t believe it’s just so round, it’s like… out there.
I mean… magnificent. Look. He’s just so… athletic.
[Verse 1]
I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other guys can’t deny
That when a man walks in with an itty-bitty waist
And a round thing in your face, you get… focused
Wanna pull up tough ’cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the suit he’s wearin’
I’m hooked and I can’t stop starin’
Oh, John… I wanna get with ya
And take your picture (for the campaign!)
My advisors tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me… very interested
Oh, Rump-o’-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me, ’cause you ain’t that average groupie
I’ve seen ’em dancin’, to hell with romancin’
He sweats, wet, got it goin’ like a turbo ’Vette
I’m tired of magazines sayin’ flat butts are the thing
Take the average Trump supporter and ask him that
He gotta pack much back
So, fellas (Yeah!), Fellas (Yeah!)
Has your Senate candidate got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell him to shake it (Shake it!) Shake it (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt… baby got back
[Chorus – crowd chant style]
Baby got back!
(Husted’s got that magnificent rump!)
Baby got back!
(First time I ever looked at a man that way… believe me!)
[Verse 2]
I like ’em thick and strong, with the attitude
He got that athletic look, makes the whole room improve
Some people say “Donald, that’s weird,” but I say
I’m just checkin’ if he’s fit enough to win bigly
Pete Buttigieg cried, said I shouldn’t stare
But folks, I’m only making sure the guy can run, repair,
And deliver for America… and that rear
Is a national treasure, the best you’ve ever seen
I’m not gay, I’m just thorough
When I size up a candidate, I go the full mile
Shoulders, arms, the whole package… but mostly
That magnificent rump that makes the crowd go wild
[Final Chorus]
I like big butts and I cannot lie
Especially Husted’s… my eyes just can’t deny
So shake it, John, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back… and it’s tremendous!
(Fade out with crowd roaring “MAGA! MAGA!” and Trump ad-libbing “We’re gonna win so much you’ll get tired of winning… and looking!”)
There you go — pure satirical gold.
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