To All the Blogs I've Read Before A Satirical Parody — sung to the tune of "To All the Girls I've Loved Before"

 

To All the Blogs I've Read Before

A Satirical Parody — sung to the tune of "To All the Girls I've Loved Before"

To all the blogs I've read before

That loaded slow but I'd explore

I'm glad they came along

I dedicate this song

To all the blogs I've read before

To all the posts that made me think

That pulled me back from education's brink

For helping me to grow, I owe a lot, I know

To all the blogs I've read before

The winds of ed reform keep blowing

And every time I tried to quit

The winds of ed reform kept blowing

And Ravitch wrote another hit

To Klonsky, Cuban, Thomas too

To Teacher Tom with his whole crew

I'm glad they came along

I dedicate this song

To all the blogs I've read before

To all the blogs that called out lies

That saw through Gates' philanthropies

They live within my heart

I'll always be a part

Of all the blogs I've read before

The winds of ed reform keep blowing

And every time I tried to stay away

The winds of ed reform kept blowing

And Curmudgucation had its say

To Ferlazzo's endless lists of links

To Tultican exposing what he thinks

To Cloaking Inequality's fight

To Nancy Bailey shining light

To all the blogs I've read before

To all the blogs we've read before

That kept us raging, wanting more

We're glad they came along

We dedicate this song

To all the blogs we've read before

The winds of ed reform keep blowing

And every time we thought the fight was done

The winds of ed reform kept blowing

And Deutsch29 had just begun

To Bill Ayers writing from the left

To Becoming Radical, never bereft

To Schools Matter, Class Size too

To Goldstein's Union — through and through

To all the blogs we've read before

To Janresseger's careful prose

To 10th Period, where the real truth goes

To Seattle Schools holding firm

To NPE — still making powers squirm

To all the blogs we've read before

To all the blogs we've read before

That traveled in and out our doors

We're glad they came along

We dedicate this song

To all the blogs —

the righteous, raging, truth-proclaiming,

standardized-test-blaming,

corporate-reform-defaming blogs —

we've read before 🎶

Dedicated to every educator who ever rage-read a blog at midnight before a staff meeting, nodded furiously, and forwarded it to colleagues who already agreed with them.

THE PATRON SAINTS AND WARRIORS OF PUBLIC EDUCATION: BLOGGERS, WRITERS, PODCASTS, AND ORGANIZATIONS

Public education—the last bastion of democracy where kids learn to tie their shoes, question authority, and occasionally dodge active shooter drills. But lo and behold, it's under siege! Not from aliens or killer robots (though that would make for a better movie), but from a shadowy cabal of billionaire oligarchs who view schools like they're prime real estate for privatization flip-and-sell schemes. Think of it as Monopoly, but instead of Boardwalk, they're after your kid's backpack.

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