KHAN ACADEMY'S NEW CON
PLASTIC FANTASTIC AI EDUCATION
Welcome to the world of education, where learning is now plastic and fantastic! Say goodbye to traditional teaching methods and hello to the Con Academy - the ultimate solution for all your educational needs.
We know what you're thinking, "Con Academy? Is that even legal?" Well, let us assure you that it's not only legal, but it's also the future of education. Our motto is simple - "Why learn from a human when you can learn from a robot?"
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we have replaced your boring old teachers with AI-powered tutors. But don't worry, they won't be taking over the world anytime soon. They're just here to help you learn better and faster.
Our flagship product is called "Conmigo", which means "with me" in Spanish. It's like having a personal genie, but instead of granting wishes, it grants knowledge. All you have to do is spend 30 minutes a week with Conmigo, and you'll see significant improvements in your academic performance. Who needs actual studying when you have AI, right?
But wait, there's more! Our AI can also automate tasks that are currently performed by teachers, such as grading papers and creating lesson plans. This frees up teachers' time so they can focus on more important tasks, like drinking coffee and complaining about their salary.
At the Con Academy, we believe in personalized learning. That's why our AI assesses your current knowledge level and creates a personalized learning plan just for you. It's like having a teacher in your pocket, but without the bad breath and weird jokes.
We know you're probably wondering, "What about the real thing? What about human interaction?" Well, who needs human interaction when you have a robot who knows everything? Plus, our AI is programmed to be funny and charming, so you won't even miss the human touch.
In conclusion, the Con Academy is the future of education. We're here to revolutionize the way you learn, one robot at a time. So come on down and join the plastic education revolution. Who knows, maybe one day you'll be able to say, "I learned everything I know from a robot, and I turned out just fine!"
AI’s Education Revolution - WSJ https://www.wsj.com/articles/ais-education-revolution-khan-academy-tutor-animation-schools-5aec9a5e