How DeVos Plans To Change The Department Of Education
Betsy DeVos was confirmed by a 51-50 Senate vote Tuesday to run the Department of Education. Here’s how President Trump’s controversial cabinet pick plans to change the nation’s education policy:
- Relax unrealistically strict standards for secretary of education
- Modify Title IX to allow invisible hand of the market to sort out any student rape cases that may arise
- Identify at-risk students and do nothing whatsoever
- Ensure that all students, regardless of background, receive the opportunity to bask in the shining light of Christ
- Let low-income parents choose which one of their children gets to go to school
- Create emergency vocational program for cabinet members who lack proficiency and are way out of their depth
- Place power for establishing gym class floor hockey rules back in states’ hands where it belongs
- Require free- and reduced-lunch recipients to prostrate themselves before the principal at mealtimes
- Steer tax dollars away from failing, fundamentally defective public school studentsHow DeVos Plans To Change The Department Of Education: