Mulgrew's Paws (to the tune of Santa Claus Is Coming to Town)
You'd better not think,
You better watch out,
Which Kool Aid you drink,
Mulgrew's Paws are punching your face.
He's making a list,
He's checking it twice;
He's gonna find out who's loyal or nice.
Mulgrew's Paws are punching your face.
He sees you when you're voting,
He checks if it's Unity,
He knows if you've defied that oath
That you won't travel for free.
The patronage gig, the matching t-shirts,
The fist that will smash your face till it hurts,
Mulgrew's Paws are punching your face.
You'd better support mayoral control
And ratings designed
To fire you all,
Mulgrew's Paws are punching your face.
He sees you when you're teaching
He knows if you talk to MORE,
He knows if you've been bad or good
So support that Common Core.
You'd better pay up
Your Unity Dues
You better shut up
When new contract screws
Members or he's punching your face.
He knows when you are aching
For a second pension job,
He knows you'll vote for contracts
Sight unseen or remain a slob,
When Bloomberg denies
A contract six years,
Sit down and shut up,
He'll buy you all beers.
Or those Paws are punching your face.NYC Educator: Mulgrew's Paws (to the tune of Santa Claus Is Coming to Town):