Top 10 Worst Back-To-School Ice Breakers
10. Raise your hand if you think you’re not fat. We’ll go around the room and when we get to you, say your name nice and loud and we’ll see what the class thinks.
9. Get your name tags out for a quick round of Who’s Dad Drinks The Most?
8. Now you’ll have to get to know the members of your group as you work together to make important decisions in Oh, No!! There Aren’t Enough Life Jackets!!
7. If you were in the slow group last year, the Dumbbells or whatever, go to the front of the room and we’ll do a round of timed out-loud readings. Then we’ll let the smart kids try!
6. The first round of guessing for Summer: Awesome or Bummer? will be from the Laid, Arrested, or Neither category.
5. Good morning! My name is Mr. Teachbad. Let’s get on our feet! If you know somebody who has had an abortion, go