Thursday, February 21, 2013

Joan Crawford Comes to PS 154 in the Bronx .southbronxschool.com

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Joan Crawford Comes to PS 154 in the Bronx

In the words of Frank Barrone, "Holy Crap!"

Joan Crawford, she of the big Bozo eyebrows, passed away a lonely, bitter, drunk, old woman. This is what happens when one decides to be a manipulative, cold, micro managing control freak. That is unless that you are such a manipulative, cold micro managing control freak that somehow one does not cheat death but more importantly, cheats the after life.

It was reported at first that that Bozo the clown was alive and well. However, Bozo never wore dresses with padded shoulders. Who then could it have been seen walking around PS 154 in the Bronx and scrubbing down the bathrooms with abrasive cleanser?

After much mulling over and desperation to the point that the Mystery Team of Velma, Daphne, Fred, Shaggy, and Scooby and their Mystery Machine