Tuesday, January 1, 2013

PREDICTIONS FOR A CRAZY 2013 « Teachers Fight Back

PREDICTIONS FOR A CRAZY 2013 « Teachers Fight Back:


PREDICTIONS FOR A CRAZY 2013

I predict :
More teachers will be armed as a measure to prevent school shootings, and at least one of the teachers will accidentally shoot themselves in the foot.
More security personnel will be in our schools and at least one of them will make headlines for having an affair with a married teacher and or having a liaison with an underage student.
A court will order at least one high school to have 3 separate proms. One prom for gay, lesbian and transgender students, one for students with mental and physical disabilities, and one for anyone outside of those categories.
At least one high school conference will shorten football games to 3 quarters as a way of lowering the incidences of head injuries. Halfway through the season an administrator will notice that the number 3 doesn’t lend itself well to quarters, and the quarters will be renamed “thirds”.
So many teachers will complain about the excessive demands of the “common core curriculum” that it will be