A KEEN SENSE FOR THE OBVIOUS
Oh no! Not another useless university study. We must convince Congress to pass the “Useless University Research Bill”. This bill would ban all university research that is deemed useless because the result is so obvious.
Now comes a study from the University of California at Berkeley, that tells us that rich people are less generous and more likely to be unethical when it comes to money than most other people.
Stop these ridiculous studies now! No more university money spent on any of this nonsense! From now on all