Bad Teachers--Part II
The series on Bad Teachers who didn't need union protection to keep their jobs continues here.
Zoo Keeper came to school every day smelling like the cages he cleaned early every morning. His clothes not only smelled the part, they looked the part too. One day he wore one with all the buttons missing. I stapled it shut to hide the raggedy tee shirt he had underneath. The term I had the misfortune of following him into a room had me carrying a can of air freshener. The kids refused to enter until the air was cleared.Smell was not Zoo Keeper's only fault. He was a lazy bastard whose daily lesson consisted of ripping a page