Teacher Loses It
FAKE EDUCATION NEWS
–Nashville, TN
Today started out as a perfectly normal workday for Davis Daniels, a 37-year-old third-grade teacher at Haywood Elementary School in Nashville, Tennessee. And it stayed pretty much just that way. Normal. But today, inexplicably, “perfectly normal” was just too fucking much for Mr. Daniels.
Restrained in a straight jacket at the Vanderbilt Psychiatric Facility, Mr. Daniels takes a long drag from a cigarette held by his nine-year old son, Donald. “I can’t explain it”, confessed Daniels, a 14-year veteran of Metropolitan Nashville Public Schools and in his sixth year at Haywood ES. “I’ve been through all this shit before, and more. From all I remember, today in class was the same as any other day. But I feel like I’m 100 years old. I don’t even know what happened….Bring that back up here, son…thanks….”
According to sources, Mr. Daniels is said to have “gone seriously fucking bat-shit” in his third grade class today just before lunch. Many children were too traumatized to speak with reporters. But those who did speak to