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Professional leaders will be joined by NEA lobbyist Joel Packard. Al Shanker's ghost is expected to make a special appearance.
4: 00 A.M. Homeland Security Phonemic Awareness Test Act
Now mandatory for all airline travelers, should frequent flier hardship exclusion be allowed?
President of the Business Roundtable says "Yes!"
5:00 A. M. What Ignorant, Abusive, Lazy, Overpaid Teachers Don't Want you to Know
Arne Duncan explains the 6,849 classroom practices he wants public school teachers to eliminate.
7 a.m. What makes an Economy Grow? PHONICS.
Business Roundtable releases special report funded by McGraw-Hill. Approximately 80% of the human race lives in phonics poverty. Roughly one billion live on fewer than five short vowels a day. According to co-authors of this powerful new study, the good news is that the plan of action for scientific, data-driven relief is clear.
8 a.m. Congressional Breakfast
"The family that sounds out together, stays together," advises Filip A. Fillips, founder of Up With Phonics!, at the first annual Phonemic Awareness Congressional Breakfast.
Arne Duncan, Al Sharpton, and Newt Gingrich slated to sing the Alphabet Song
10.00 a.m. Senate Stalemate
Schwa Compromise fails in the senate. Will the Democrats pay a political price? Geraldo reacts.
11:00 a.m. Is your child's college at risk from professional terrorists?
Dr.Bill O'Reilly offers a shocking report on professorial terrorism: "Stifling Vowel Digraphs on Campus"
12.00 Noon Phonics First
Dr. Laura takes on secularists, feminists, gay marriage advocates, and illegal aliens whose aim is to bring down Up With Phonics! Order your Autographed Copy of 10 Stupid Things Couples Do to Mess Up Their Short Vowels here.
1:00 p.m. Pre-Natal Phonics Acquisition
Yale researchers offer program for preventing dyslexia.
PAID PROGRAMMING
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3.00 P. M. Is Your Child's School Safe from Embedded Modifiers?
Agents from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms & Umlauts provide safety tips.
4:00 p.m. UP CLOSE & PERSONAL
Chicago
Hear their tragic story. Oprah offers special plan for relief.
5:00 p.m. Maury
Mon. Attack of the Phonics Wreckers!
Tues. Mom & 6 daughters swapped vowels with same 63-year-old lover!!
Wed. Phonics Tattoos: Fantastic Body Art!!!
Thurs. "I Faked 120 Phonics ActsTo Keep Hubby Happy"
Fri. Bi-phonics Revealed!!!!
6:00 NEWS that Matters
NEWS BRIEFS:
- AFT offers Minority Sentence-Diagrammer-of-Year Award
- ·Professorial Terrorism: Stifling Vowel Digraphs on Campus
- ·Phonics International Threat: The
- ·The Effects of Phonemic Intervention on At-Risk Youth with an Aversion to Eggplant
- Tom Clancy Speaks Out: "Why I’ll Pick Up a Gun for Phonics!"
7:00 p.m. Live at 7
Should every high school graduate be required to demonstrate homograph proficiency? Meet one Fortune 500 executive who says Yes!.
8:00 p.m. Congressional Update
George Miller, Chair, House Committee on Education and Labor, explains why the President must sign a free phonics agreement with
9:00 p.m. PBS Spotlight: Lemuel Gets a Chance
View the heartwarming experience of six urban families and their Silent E experience.
10:00 p.m.NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH: Taking on Terror
It’s 10 o’clock. Do you know where your family’s phonemes are?
11:00 p.m. PREMIER! Daughters of American Dipthongs
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