"Alameda Superior Court Judge Frank Roesch is Queerty's favorite person today. Might he be yours? Charged with overseeing challenges from parents who don't want their kids to be forced to learn about LGBT tolerance, Roesch found a cute name for such people responsible for the upbringing of human beings: 'bigots.' Adorable!"
You you'll recall, California's Alameda Unified School District, outside Oakland, is trying to implement Safe School Community Lesson 9, which would have K-5 students treated to six, 45-minute lessons a year about queers. You know, so the region doesn't create new generations of hate. But some parents didn't like that, so with conservative legal group Pacific Justice Institute, some 20 parents filed suit demanding they be able to opt their kids out of this brainwashing.