Friday, July 5, 2024

PROJECT 2025 - NAZIFICATION OF AMERICA - IS THIS REAL OR IS THIS FOX NEWS

 

PROJECT 2025 - NAZIFICATION OF AMERICA

IS THIS REAL OR IS THIS FOX NEWS

Have you heard about the latest and greatest project to hit America? No, it's not a new theme park or a revolutionary technology. It's the MAGA Project 2025, also known as the "Nazification of America." Yes, you read that right. It seems that some folks out there are dead set on turning the good ol' US of A into a real-life version of 1940s Germany. And let me tell you, it's as ridiculous as it sounds.

So, what exactly is the MAGA Project 2025? Well, according to their website at project2025.org, it's a grand plan to make America great again by modeling our country after one of the darkest periods in human history. Sounds like a hoot, doesn't it? Let's take a look at some of the major points of this "brilliant" plan and explore the downside of each for American democracy.

Point 1: Mandatory mustaches for all government officials.

Oh, yes. You read that correctly. The MAGA Project 2025 wants to require all government officials to sport a stylish mustache, just like some of those iconic World War II leaders. I mean, who wouldn't want to see their local mayor or city council member rocking a Hitler-esque 'stache? The downside? Well, for one, it might be a bit distracting during important policy meetings. And let's not forget the potential for an increase in sales of mustache wax and grooming products. Talk about a hairy situation!

Point 2: National lederhosen day.

That's right, folks. Get ready to dust off your finest pair of lederhosen because the MAGA Project 2025 wants to designate a national day for everyone to sport this traditional German attire. I can already see the chaos at the local department stores as people scramble to find the perfect pair. And let's not even get started on the potential chafing issues. The downside? Well, aside from the fashion faux pas, there's also the risk of lederhosen-related injuries. Trust me, no one wants to see their neighbor hobbling around with a lederhosen-induced wedgie.

Point 3: Mandatory accordion lessons for all school children.

Ah, music to my ears. Or not. The MAGA Project 2025 believes that every child in America should be proficient in playing the accordion. Because nothing says "freedom and democracy" like a good old polka tune, right? The downside? Well, aside from the potential hearing loss for parents forced to endure endless accordion practice sessions, there's also the issue of limited career opportunities for accordion virtuosos. I mean, how many accordion-centric bands can the world handle?

Point 4: National sauerkraut appreciation day.

Move over, Thanksgiving. There's a new food-centric holiday in town. The MAGA Project 2025 wants to establish a national day dedicated to celebrating everyone's favorite fermented cabbage dish - sauerkraut. Get ready for parades featuring giant sauerkraut floats and sauerkraut-eating contests. The downside? Well, aside from the inevitable gastrointestinal distress for many participants, there's also the risk of a sauerkraut shortage. Can you imagine the horror of a sauerkraut apocalypse?

Point 5: Mandatory goose-stepping competitions.

Yes, you heard that right. The MAGA Project 2025 wants to bring back the classic military march known as the goose step and turn it into a national pastime. Just picture it - families gathering in the town square to watch their loved ones strut their stuff with military precision. The downside? Well, aside from the potential strain on chiropractors treating goose-stepping-related back injuries, there's also the risk of creating a nation of overly confident walkers. I mean, who needs humility when you've mastered the goose step?

Now, if you're reading this and thinking, "This has got to be a joke," then you're absolutely right. The MAGA Project 2025 is nothing more than a hilarious (and slightly terrifying) parody of extreme political movements. But it serves as a reminder that we should never take our democracy for granted. So, let's raise a glass of non-alcoholic beer (because prohibition might be next on the agenda) to the absurdity of it all and continue to cherish the freedom and diversity that make America truly great.

In conclusion, while the MAGA Project 2025 may be nothing more than a satirical jab at extreme ideologies, it's important to remember that democracy is not a joke. So let's continue to stand up for what's right, speak out against injustice, and never forget to laugh in the face of absurdity. And if you're ever feeling down about the state of our country, just remember - at least we're not all required to wear lederhosen...yet.

READ IT FOR YOURSELF: Project 2025 | Presidential Transition Project https://project2025.org

The People’s Guide to Project 2025 - Democracy Forward https://democracyforward.org/the-peoples-guide-to-project-2025/

  • Cut overtime protections for 4.3 million workers
  • Stop efforts to lower prescription drug prices
  • Limit access to food assistance, which an average of more than 40 million people in 21.6 million households rely on monthly
  • Eliminate the Head Start early education program, which serves over 1 million children annually
  • Cut American Rescue Plan (ARP) programs that have created or saved 220,000 jobs
  • Restrict access to medication abortion
  • Push more of the 33 million people enrolled in Medicare towards Medicare Advantage and other worse, private options
  • Expose the 368,000 children in foster care to risk of increased discrimination
  • Deny students in 25 states and Washington, D.C. access to student loans because their state provides in-state tuition to undocumented immigrants
  • Roll back civil rights protections across multiple fronts, including cutting diversity, equity, and inclusion-related (DEI) programs and LGBTQ+ rights in health care, education, and workplaces

Donald Trump Claims Republicans' Project 2025 has Nothing to Do With Him: ‘Abysmal' https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-claims-republicans-project-2025-has-nothing-to-do-with-him-abysmal 


Trump's Campaign Page Repeatedly Cites Group Responsible for Project 2025 - MeidasTouch News https://meidasnews.com/news/trumps-campaign-page-repeatedly-cites-group-responsible-for-project-2025 

Trump and Project 2025 are attacking the Department of Education. How might they reshape US schools? | US education | The Guardian https://www.theguardian.com/education/article/2024/jul/04/trump-project-2025-heritage-foundation-education-department 

Wednesday, July 3, 2024

TURN HIM LOOSE - PRESIDENT BIDEN HAS ALWAYS BEEN A GAFFE MACHINE

PRESIDENT BIDEN HAS ALWAYS BEEN A GAFFE MACHINE

Oh, Joe Biden, the man, the myth, the gaffe machine. If there’s one thing we can always count on, it’s Uncle Joe putting his foot in his mouth. But hey, compared to the constant lying, boasting, and desire to be a dictator on the first day that we saw from the previous administration, Biden is still our best bet.

I mean, come on, who doesn’t love a good old Biden blooper? Whether he’s forgetting what state he’s in, mixing up his wife and his sister, or just rambling on incoherently, you’ve got to hand it to the guy – he keeps us entertained. It’s like watching a real-life episode of “America’s Funniest Home Videos,” except instead of cats falling off of pianos, it’s the leader of the free world stumbling over his words.

But let’s be real for a second. Sure, Biden may not be the smoothest talker out there, but at least he’s not actively trying to undermine democracy at every turn. I mean, can you imagine if Trump had been re-elected? We’d all be living in a reality TV show gone wrong, with the former president tweeting from his golden throne and declaring himself emperor for life.

With Biden, at least we get a little bit of comic relief with our politics. And let’s face it, we could all use a good laugh these days. Plus, it’s not like Biden’s gaffes are actually causing any harm. I’d take a slip of the tongue over a deliberate attack on the foundations of our democracy any day.

And let’s not forget about the other guy’s penchant for stretching the truth. I mean, I’ve heard some tall tales in my time, but Trump takes the cake. From claiming he had the biggest inauguration crowd in history to insisting that windmills cause cancer, the man was a walking, talking fib factory. At least with Biden, what you see is what you get – gaffes and all.

Sure, Biden may not be perfect. He’s got his fair share of skeletons in the closet, and his political record isn’t spotless. But compared to the alternative – a man who can’t go five minutes without patting himself on the back or threatening to sue someone – I’d say we’re better off with a little bit of bumbling.

And let’s not even get started on the whole dictator thing. I don’t know about you, but I’m not exactly keen on living in a country ruled by a wannabe despot. Say what you will about Biden, but at least he’s not out here trying to tear down the very institutions that make our country great.

So yeah, maybe Biden’s a bit of a gaffe machine. Maybe he’s not the most polished politician out there. But compared to the alternative – constant lying, boasting, and a desire to be a dictator on day one – I’d say we made the right choice. At least with Biden, we can all sit back, relax, and have a good chuckle every now and then. And in today’s political climate, that’s worth its weight in gold.

'I am a gaffe machine': a history of Joe Biden's biggest blunders | Joe Biden | The Guardian https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/apr/25/joe-biden-2020-public-gaffes-mistakes-history  

Opinion | Joe Biden isn’t just a gaffe machine. He’s the Lamborghini of gaffes. - The Washington Post https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/joe-biden-isnt-just-a-gaffe-machine-hes-the-lamborghini-of-gaffes/2019/08/27/8ed2ce02-c900-11e9-a4f3-c081a126de70_story.html

Are Joe Biden’s gaffes related to a lifelong stuttering problem? – The Hill https://thehill.com/changing-america/respect/accessibility/471707-how-joe-bidens-gaffes-have-affected-his-campaign-and/